I yelled at your mom because that's how I play...

uncanny how accurate these things are???

I stole this from Jenny HaHa (I'm jealous because she has so many readers who tell her how hot she is on a very regular basis)- and it's dumb, but it made me giggle.

While we are plugging new blogs - check out Never A Dull Moment (I totally relate to a lot of her posts because we are geographically close together - and I get thinking you live with Calvin - though in my case it's my husband that acts that way) and My Tiny Kingdom (how can you not dig someone who uses the pseudo-surname 'Glamore')

Pick the month you were born. Pick the day (number) you were born. Pick the color of shirt you are wearing. Now type out the sentence you made using the answers below:

Pick the month you were born:
January----------I kicked
February---------I loved
March------------I punched
April-------------I swam with
May--------------I choked on
June--------------I murdered
July--------------I did the Macarena with
August-----------I had lunch with
September-------I danced with
October----------I sang to
November--------I yelled at
December--------I ran over

Pick the day ( number) you were born on:
1----- --a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a flamingo
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------a squirrel
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------a snowman
23------a noodle
24-- ----your mom
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------a zombie

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm very pretty.
Black-----------because that's how I play.
Pink-----------because I'm cool like that.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue------------because I can see the future.
Green----------because I love to boogie.
Purple---------because your mom's cool.
Gray-----------because the voices in my head told me to.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because I tripped over my house
Brown---------because I love my pillow.
Other----------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself.