Wednesday, May 03, 2006

I don't sit on public toilets...

And I can't beat this story with anything that I can write today. Be sure to take the survey, which amazed me because 68% of people apparently sit on public toilet seats!!! Now I suppose that there probably have been occasions when in a drunken stupor, and way too drunk to keep my balance or to care for that matter, I have sat down on a public toilet seat - let's just be clear though, that seat was NOT at Walmart in the middle of the day, more likely it was in some crappy dive of a bar and quite possibly even in the men's room (I can be impatient when I'm drinking) at sometime well after most Walmarts close (although there is one near me that stays open til Midnight at Christmastime).

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